Office by Alex Penny
Jewel Staite is a very funny lady.
Amplify’d from techland.comWell, I wouldn’t have, now would I? But in my perfect imagination, it ends a little something like this: Nine glorious seasons later, Kaylee and Simon have had several beautiful brunette babies, a couple of which have turned out to be crazy geniuses like their Auntie River (Firefly: the Next Generation?), and one who mysteriously looks a lot like Matthew Fox, who became a regular cast member in season six. River has finally found her marbles and is now captaining her own ship with her loyal second-in-command, Jayne, who claims that River is the best captain he’s ever known. Saffron is now their mercenary, and Jayne’s lover. And because this is the future and vast discoveries have been made in the world of medicine, Jayne is pregnant with their first child. Inara and Mal finally profess their undying love for each other while Inara is, well, dying in his arms (something gruesome, lotsa blood), and Mal finally realizes that life is short. And promptly confesses his (other) undying love to Zoe. And she promptly punches him in the face.
See this Amp at http://bit.ly/9nc4J9Come on, somebody pick up that show for a second season already! We can come up with the budget! I’ve got 20 bucks in my pocket right now!
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One of the dozens of reasons I love Jewel Staite.
The Secret Garden…in my pants.
The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy in my pants.
Scott Pilgrim’s Precious Little Life in my pants.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban In My Pants
Rainbows End in my Pants
Spock Must Die! … in my pants.
EDIT: Also Vulcan’s Glory in my pants, Vulcan! in my pants, and Sarek in my pants.
Noli Me Tangere In My Pants
… Oh. That makes me sad. Let’s try again.
Wizard’s Holiday In My Pants
Better.
I open the fridge and see a mysterious paper bag and think “don’t be something dead. Don’t be something dead” while checking to see what it is. I was relieved to see that it was tomatoes. I hate tomatoes. I was just really, really happy that it wasn’t a rat or something.
Romeo: Hello, there, Juliet. I see you, you girl… girl. I see you, Juliet. WITH MY EYES.
Juliet: Hear a noise outside… IT’S A KILLER.
Antoine Dodson: HE’S CLIMBIN’ IN YO WINDOWS, HE’S SNATCHIN’ YO PEOPLE UP. TRYNA RAPE ‘EM, SO Y’ALL NEED TO HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE, AND HIDE YO HUSBAND,…
Now this is my kind of Barbie.
She has a lovely kitten
That’s a really nice belt she’s wearing.
COOKIES!
Guys, are you blind? You obviously haven’t notice her boots. Barbie is always up to date on fashion.
What a cute puppy under the table there!
She has quite a bit of fruit!
Why did I do this?
HOW DID I NOT KNOW HOW INCREDIBLE AND AMAZING THE TRACK TITLES ARE FOR THIS SOUNDTRACK?
I HAVE NEVER LIVED TILL NOW.
OH GOD THEY’RE PUNS. NERO DEATH EXPERIENCE OH GOD OH GOD.
OMFG. OMFG. OMFG. OMFG. CAN I MARRY THIS?
Ugh, Jack’s “unstated love for Gwen”? But I’m so curious so I’ll watch it before I judge it. Rex sounds alright, even though he’s bordering on Gary-Stu.
Fuck.
Gwen better have a new personality if I’m supposed to believe that Jack is harboring some secret love for her.
